Rise of Nations

The Ballad of the Ferocious Foursome

A Special Song Sung By Billy the Bard, Bastard Son of Benny or Bob (Mom's not quite sure)

Fin rode into Oleg’s in the wee hours of the morn.
To find that it had been attacked by bandits evil born.
He gathered up his band of men to rush right out to find,
and slay the bastards that would cause destruction of this kind.
Ring ding dittle ittle eye dio
Ring die ditle ee eye oh
and slay the bastards that would cause destruction of this kind.

His band included Pavel, a Half-Elf as tough as nails.
His punch was like a Dwarven hammer breaking dragon scales.
He swore an oath and he declared, “They’ll get what they deserve!”
I had no doubt, with Pavel there, that justice would be served.
Ring ding dittle ittle eye dio
Ring die ditle ee eye oh
I had no doubt, with Pavel there, that justice would be served.

The Pilgrim is the meanest Halfling that you’ll ever meet.
He went with them ‘cause killing bandits sounded like a treat.
His blade is sharp, his aim is true, to cross him is to die.
He’ll gut you while you watch him with a twinkle in his eye.
Ring ding dittle ittle eye dio
Ring die ditle ee eye oh
He’ll gut you while you watch him with a twinkle in his eye.

Yohannes is the secret weapon, and he tagged along.
He’s been known to blow up mighty dragons with his bombs.
With steady hand he lets them fly and he takes much care
To make sure that your blood and guts are spattered everywhere
Ring ding dittle ittle eye dio
Ring die ditle ee eye oh
To make sure that your blood and guts are spattered everywhere

With Father Jubal for support, they took the Staglord’s head.
They brought it back with them when they returned to Oleg’s.
They all rejoiced and threw a feast in honor of these men.
The bravest, baddest fighting force that there has ever been.
Ring ding dittle ittle eye dio
Ring die ditle ee eye oh
The bravest, baddest fighting force that there has ever been.

Comments

Ahahahaha, I love this!

 

I can’t wait to hear the Mudweasel death-metal cover of this one! Johannes- I’m sure that we could convince the lads to make a tour stop in Pilgrim’s hollow if we built an Arena!

Kalaran

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